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FARTING 101

Passing gas can be an embarrassing experience, for some people-- especially if it's out in public. As there are many foods that cause intestinal-bloating, like raw-vegetables and dairy, the way you consume them-- can be just as symptomatic. Try drinking while eating, because this breaks down product, also avoid swallowing air while chewing.
Digestive-aids and charcoal-pills can help relieve excessive-gas, which can be found at  local-drugstores. If gaseous-problems persist, more serious conditions may be at play, including Irritable Bowel Syndrome and colon cancer-- talk to your doctor, if over-the-counter medications do not work. Tired of living in a cloud of smelly-air-- take action, and save the enviornment.    

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