A tough looking group of hairy-bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets of his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss". She does, and it's a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "wow, that was the best kiss I've ever had! why are you committing suicide?" she responds, "My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl..."
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