The RisingSun Post

Enjoy a beverage using this kitty-mug. It's like a funny-emoji pic but in real life. Hold the nose and whiskers up to your face-- and she will be purring in no time. These pussy-stockings are perfect for the gal on the go. They slip on like socks, but can be worn like leggings. An adorable cat-face and tail can be seen-- when stretch-up to the thigh.  Need more space around the place-- well, these cat-butt hanging rods are for you. The kids can store their backpacks and lunchboxes on a tail! 

It's official, Mardi Gras is here in New Orleans. The greasing of the poles signifies the start of carnival-season-- and it is about time. A long standing tradition down on Bourbon Street-- lathering the balcony with Vaseline, to keep revelers from climbing up on them. Of course, it has a sexual-connotation to it-- because lube is involved. Parades are happening all threw-out this week-- making the Big-Easy central for everything party-related. Let the good times roll, and show your tits!!!

Need an innovative way to carry liquor around-- the wine-bra may be for you. Fill it up with Chardonnay, White-Zinfandel, or whatever-- because boozing has never been so easy. At the gym, work, movie-theater, and want a quick-buzz-- simply suck on the tube. The pouch is stitch into the the inner-lining of a sports-bra-- giving anyone access to a pleasurable experience, on a moments notice. How ya like them apples!

Justice is more about the bottom-dollar-- than upholding the law. Having been threw the legal-system, numerous times-- freedom comes from the swipe of a credit-card. The poor are targeted for "crimes" that are manipulated by police-officers. It's a profit-industry that appears legit-- because it has the backing of the federal-government. Arrest are made as a revenue-stream-- to keep law-enforcement on the docket. You can give a pig a badge, but it's still a pig!

The government is in day-one of it's "shutdown"-- what a cluster-fuck! Instead of playing the blame-game-- lets come up with a resolution to keep it open. Pointing fingers does nothing-- do the job that the public put you in office for. Not only will vital-services be cut-- but the American-people will suffer as a whole. This will affect everyone on some level-- weather directly or indirectly. What makes this country great, is it's national-institutions-- so lets preserve them.

Need medical-assistance on the run-- well, Urgent Care may be for you. These doctor-centers diagnose, treat, and write prescriptions. The patient is in-and-out-- as it's express health-care with peace-of-mind. No appointments and crowded waiting-rooms-- just show-up and tell them your symptoms. How's that for service, as most insurance is accepted. So, next time you come down with the flu-- better stop in at the nearest Urgent Care!

 Why not beautify the land surrounding a house/building-- it's as easy as 1,2,3. First, c ut/pull out all the dead-shrubs/weeds-- to get a clean slate.  Second, get some flowers/soil from any local garden-shop-- and plant them. Third, accent the area with stone/brick-- to give the place a uniform-look.  Keep the necessary tools in a shed-- to maintain the landscape on a daily-basis. Turn your place into a botanical-wonderland-- it just takes the will to do it!