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GODS AND WARS

Now hear this dear mortals, Zeus the God of thunder, has spoken, "Your wicked ways will doom you". America, the great Satan, has waged war on the world. Iraq and Syria are in ruins because of this western-might.  Rex sits in his noble home in New Orleans, perplexed at all the hatred-- on this earth. "Who will be the next country, to fall to this plague of violence", says he.  Isis, rosy goddess, tries to spread innocence throughout the land. "Has the child in all of us been spoiled by material things", asks her. Hilary Clinton, wife of Bill Clinton-- strives to become the next commander-in-chief of the United States; but Donald Trump is set to dethrone those plans. Mankind has a tarnished disposition about then, backstabbers who talk and do sinful things against their fellow man.  President Putin, king of Russia, tries to lead a liberation-army across the globe-- but the Gods are not on his side.  Zulu rests in Africa, trifled by militants, who s...

FUNNY TEXT-MESSAGES

Apparently mom meant 'perfect' not 'pregnant'--opps I prefer 50cent-- not the coins Does that mean you don't love me ...but I really wasn't planning on texting you

ALONE

She is alone with a bear, Breathing in the fresh air. Have you ever been alone in a crowded room, Listening to others explain their ultimate doom. Man rows a lonely boat, Up and down the creek, as it floats. Woman reaches out to the lonely sun, Swinging back and forth, lets have some fun.

PHILOSOPHY

Let's take an in depth view of the self. The person can express oneself through the arts-- which defines the human condition. Weather it be expressed in a trade, writing, painting, etc.-- this is the ultimate condition of living. The spirit can be free with the expression of these mediums, which ensures liberty. The rough-road an artist must endure, defines the works completed; the harder the life, the better the result. There is no honor in this kind of lifestyle, and wealth will not follow. It is truly God's work to undertake the creative process-- as it is a humbling experience. Politics can said to be the art-form of a civil-union' with the masses, but much corrupts this endeavor.  Architecture the building of a community, which labors of a structure-- a form of art. Engineering the art of mechanics, and farming the art of recipe. Work is the underlining result of production, but creativity is truly a divine entity. 

BLOGGING

Blogging has been a joy, Discover a new website, ahoy. A post on a daily basis, Layout the virtual cards, all aces. Mastering the World Wide Web, Can't even remember what was said. It is a great sense of duty, Great perks, with a lot of booty. Blog this, blog that, Upload content, as a matter of fact.

FUNNY RECEIPTS

If the staff thinks your pregnant, should you be eating out? A bunny signature-- cute. Bet you are hung, Hung! You are the company, you keep.

INTERESTING FACTS

Americans eat the equivalent off 100 acres of pizza each day, or about 350 slices each second. A native American legend says to make a wish come true, you must catch a butterfly, whisper your wish to it, and then set it free. Your winged messenger will then carry your wish to the Great Spirit who will grant it. The penny accounts for two thirds of all coins minted in the United States. Since it's inception, the U.S. Mint has produced so many pennies, that when lined up edge to edge, they would circle the earth 137 times. Although it cannot be seen by the naked eye, the American flag is still on the moon. In fact it's the only official American flag that is not taken down at night.