It's Raining Diamonds

It's raining diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter. According to scientists, the high levels of carbon and methane in the atmosphere, mixed with extreme lightening-- forge these precise stones. So if you're planning a trip, don't forget to pack your Kevlar umbrella! The glistering space-rocks are about 10x the size you would find in a typical wedding-ring, and of purer quality. Experts predict this event will continue for three more consecutive days, before the smelly-gas is completely depleted. Now, hows that for romance!!