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E-BIKES

Electric bicycles are the new craze. Getting around town just got easier, thanks to this new technology. On a single charge, you can travel miles on end-- and avoid traffic-jams. Since technically it's not considered a motor-vehicle, under federal law-- the bike is allowed to go off the beaten path. No insurance is required, making it a cheap alternative to owning a gas-guzzling car. Most big-box department stores sell them online, so some assemble is required upon delivery. If your really good with mechanics, buy a motor-kit-- and soup up the old ten-speeder. Help make this a greener-planet, and invest in a e-bike today.  

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