LIQUOR

Drinking helps one unwind,
What is your pleasure, what will you find.
Beers, premiums, shots-- oh my,
Bottoms up-- for a glorious high.
Keep them coming, on someones tab,
Don't overdue it, or you'd be had.
Liquor is God's gift to humanity,
Helps one keep their sanity.
The local tavern is the place to be,
Moderation is the universal key.