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HAPPY MARDI GRAS

The Art Of Painting

This is a simple scene of two apples in a transparent glass tray under a red-n-white table cloth. Step 1: Start out by sketching the objects with a pencil. Step 2: Add base colors Step 3: Use four basic acrylic paints to layer the final print-- bright red, white, brown, and grey. 

BOURBON STREET

NUMEROLOGY

Numerology can help structure your life. It gives meaning on a spiritual front, as specific numbers have a core value-- to your being. Here are equations that identify different areas of living--- the results will guide you in this quest on earth.  *Life Path Number: month + day + year of birth *Destiny Number: vowels + consonants of name (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.) *Soul Number: add together vowels of name *Personality Number: add together consonants of name *Maturity Number: destiny + life path number + date of birth The sums can be found in everyday hidden objects; connect the numbers for a more fulfilling lifestyle. 

The Universe Reloaded

The universe is made up of billions of stars-- that form solar- systems. At the core of all the spiraling activity-- are black-holes: a collection of anti-particles (negative energy). It's a universal "tug a war" when it comes to galactic creation. The former speaks of an alternate-reality, while the latter has to do with epic darkness. Either way, one must knowledge the constellations--- to articulate, but pursue the spirit of endeavor--- for deep exploration. 

CARNIVAL TIME

FAILED FOODS

A chicklet sandwich-- so wrong ! Lets create a shoe-burger-- yuke ! Semi-automatic made out of bacon-- violent ! A crucifix-pizza-- blasphemy !

The Today Show

WEEKEND

Weekend you are much appreciated, Hollow days that are vacated. Look forward to you all week, Much to do, much to tweek. Even though it is short and sweet, Love you anyway-- football and eats. 48 hours come and go so fast, Soak up the sun and bast. Sunday is the most holy day, Worship the lord by the bay.

MARDI GRAS

FAILED AWARDS

The jack-ass trophy is appropriate for just about anyone This trophy is giving to couch-potato's The biggest loser is given this award If there was an award for blow-jobs-- here it is

LIQUOR

Drinking helps one unwind, What is your pleasure, what will you find. Beers, premiums, shots-- oh my, Bottoms up-- for a glorious high. Keep them coming, on someones tab, Don't overdue it, or you'd be had. Liquor is God's gift to humanity, Helps one keep their sanity. The local tavern is the place to be, Moderation is the universal key.

LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN

FUNNY WI-FI NETWORKS

Someone got their own damn internet ! Meat is murder. Bet their is alot of porn watching on that network ! ...and hide yo wife.

MARDI GRAS 2016

The Social Experiment

The social club is where people interact, Everyone says I got your back. Why is there so much talk in the room, Roll up your sleeves, and grab a broom. Relationships-- is it a sign of weakness ? Packs of humans-- huddle to greetness. Can't understand the need to be together, Birds of a flock have but one feather. So much work that can be done, Couples that just want to cum.

Did Streaming Kill The Theater

With a vast array of digital content at your fingertips, it seems the movie-theater is so 2015. Netflix and other streaming apps, has created a home entertainment experience like no other. Showtimes at the local box-office, takes getting ready, driving there, and sitting in crowded spaces. Why go threw all the trouble when you can get the same enjoyment out of a smart television.  One would say, "all the newest flixs are at the AMC Palace", but in reality, waiting a few months-- the movies will be on DVD ! Turning the living-room into a virtual playground, is easy, with the right equipment. A simple subscription and HD monitors-- is all it takes to reach the promise land. Make your New Year's resolution to upgrade, then grab a snack, sit back, press play, and enjoy the ride.