Cast of characters:
Judas: festival organizer
Merchant: various venues
Guitar Jim: musician
Audience: the spectators
Officer: law enforcement
Media: newspaper, radio, television, web
Scene 1: Beginning of fest
Judas: Come one, come all
It's the greatest show on earth, ya'll
Media: The economic impact is great for the city
Rain is forecasted- what a shame, what a pity
Merchant: Buy your tickets here at the gate
No refunds, so don't be late
Officer: Keep moving, lift your hands
Open your bag, no outside cans
Merchant: Ice cold beer- 10 dollars
Wait in line, or give me a holla
Audience: We want the goods- sing the hits
Give us what we want- or we'll have a fit
Guitar Jim: I'm the jukebox man
I'll play what you want- for a grand
Scene 2: Middle of fest
Judas: Hope ya'll are having a good time
Don't forget to throw the bums a dime
Merchant: We got posters, t-shirts, CD's- all the tracks
We got weed, acid, bags of crack
Officer: That's an illegal substance- hope you got money for bail
Hands behind your back- it's off to jail
Media: Arrests were made- because of drugs
Clean up the streets- off with the thugs
Scene 3: End of fest
Judas: Pay the fee, come back tomorrow
We have a great line-up-- it'll cure all your sorrows
Audience: We are broke, where do we go ?
Off to the bars, lets pick up a ho
Guitar Jim: Damn, spent the whole paycheck on booze
Have to find another gig- after I snooze
THE END.