When purchasing a bottle of wine, pair it with a block of cheese-- so you don't look like an alcoholic. It's the sophisticated-booze, that royalty has been drinking for hundreds of years. Yes, there are many variations to the drink-- mainly white and red. If it's been aged-- just like an antique, the price goes up. But, weather the tag is 5 dollars, or 500 dollars-- one thing is for certain, lose the paper-bag!