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DOG STAR

Ever wonder what "the dog days of summer" means? The star, Sirius, is also called the Dog Star. It's one of the brightest stars in the sky when the hottest days of the year are approaching. No wonder why earth feels the effects from this distant hot-spot. The streamline feature gives off an aura of heat-- making it a much watched-over phenomenon. Being in the doggie-constellation-- has made the star, if the star fits!

Abstract Alli

The creation of Abstract Alli, was a process of careful detail. She is a real-person living in the real-world-- and this is two-different images of her. The bottom picture was created on a digital-platform, and the top using brushes and paint. Although the snapshots don't appear to be similar, oh-- but they are. Beauty takes on many forms, and this is an example of one. The face can be warped into many styles-- it is not always black-and-white. Maybe the subject was tired of being identified as Alli-- so why not give her an abstract-makeover!? 

LSU VS. FLORIDA

LSU and Florida have punched their tickets to the championship-game-- and it should be a good one. The two teams will battle it out, Monday night-- as it is a best of three series. The tigers defeated Oregon st. to advance, and the gators beat TCU. It will be an all SEC showdown between these baseball-clubs. Live coverage of the event will be televised, so stock up on beer and chips-- and just watch.  

COFFEE BEER

Have the best of both worlds-- coffee-beer is born. A thick-stout, as this concoction combines the joys of alcohol and caffeine. It tastes like brew with a twist of java-flavor-- only for the faint of heart. Not sure what kind of buzz your looking for-- well this is the drink for you. Yeast, barley, and grinds are the main-ingredients-- giving it a unique taste. Look for it in the grocery-stores/bars, and if they don't have coffee-beer--- demand it!

PRESSURE WASHING

A clean place is a happy place, there's no question about it. Pressure washing is an universal tool, that allows the operator to magically wash anything with a wand. Mold and dirt the enemy, zap it instantly with pressurized-water. Add bleach for a crystal-shine-- the sky is the limit. Wash the house and car, because what else is there? Cleanliness is the gift that keeps on giving-- so fire-up the machine, today. 

COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Omaha is the place to be, as the College World Series is in full-swing. Eight teams battle it out-- for a national-championship. Bracket 1 was played Saturday, LSU/Oregon St. moved on to the winning round! Truly an addictive sport, plenty of excitement-- all the way around. For the next week and a half, the tournament will feature the best of the best. Baseball at it's finest, who will advance, and who will go home-- only time will tell. Catch all the action on the ESPN network.

THE UNITED STATES OF VIOLENCE

Guns and America go hand and hand, like flies on shit. It is no wonder there is so much violence in this country, because the weapons are plentiful. A me society, where people don't respect other living-things. Killing is hip and glorified, as the human-race is at a constant battle with itself. The United States has a long history of aggression-- and was founded at the end of a barrel. No surprise that society has so many problems-- and will never end in this lifetime. 

BULLSHIT

With all the bullshit in the world-- it's a wonder how anything gets done. Some people actually make a living bullshitting others-- lawyers, journalists, politicians, etc.. It seems like the more you are full of shit-- the greater the salary. How twisted is that, where talking out your ass-- is looked to be normal! They sit around like blow-flies on shit, and stir up a ruckus. Mankind really needs to invent a bullshit-meter, to identify the culprits-- and arrest them for crimes against humanity!!!  

RAT RACE

The rat is a determined creature, as they seem to be taking over the globe. Called a nuisance, because of their abundance-- the fury-animals are much feared. Truly believe once humans wipe each other out-- it will be a rat-world. We have all encountered them throughout our lifetime, in a home or on the streets. The elusiveness makes the rodent hard to catch, as trapping them doesn't always work. Leave food out, they'll find it, as they have big appetites and will eat anything. People and cats are their only known enemy, but are few and far between-- as the rat-population is multiplying at an enormous rate!  

COMEDY

Laughing at life, and all it's bullshit-- is what makes something funny. A good joke starts with a pitch, then ends with a punch-line. For example, why wasn't the kitty invited to the picnic? because she always left litter. A nice play on words makes this humorous. Or, what two things can you never eat for breakfast? lunch and dinner. This is called a riddle. Knock knock, who's there? figs, figs who? figs the doorbell, it's broken. How you deliver it, is the name of the game. A good comic can take a tragic-situation-- and get a smile. 😄

SWAMPRIDER

It appears to be a warrior riding a gator, but the artwork is so much more. It was created using a combination of coloring and cuttings. The hidden-meaning defines an era when the artist was fighting for his life. The figure in armor represents courage, while the beast indicates one-with-nature. The shield with the risingsun-emblem' has change from a fleur-dis-lis-- because it's a more modern effect. The scene is in the swamp, and fighting a battle not necessary with an adversary-- but evil in general. 

PSYCHICS

Anyone trying to predict your future for money-- is a fraud. They call them psychics, but the better label would be-- con-artist. Believing this non-sense is deceiving, because how can a stranger possible know what's going to happen from a crystal-ball:  I see after this session your going to owe me money. It's always the same reading: you'll find love and make a fortune...  Leading a dog astray, and expecting the animal to find it's way home. Don't fall for the hoax, the only thing you really have in life-- is the moment.   

WINE

When purchasing a bottle of wine, pair it with a block of cheese-- so you don't look like an alcoholic. It's the sophisticated-booze, that royalty has been drinking for hundreds of years. Yes, there are many variations to the drink-- mainly white and red.  If it's been aged-- just like an  antique, the price goes up. But, weather the tag is 5 dollars, or 500 dollars-- one thing is for certain, lose the paper-bag!  

THE FACE

The face is a very intriguing part of the body-- as it gives us a sense of the world. Eyes, nose, mouth, and ears, are all part of the external-mask. Dimensionally, however, the human-gene responsible for facial-forming-- is missing a chromosome. Warped-features are common among the races-- as the face is geometrically-irregular. If you would cut the face in half and duplicate it's opposite sides-- there would appear to be a totally different person!! Surgery can help correct these defects, and make-up can hide the blemishes, but the fact remains-- no one is perfect.