Johnny wasn't like the other cats,
He was neither lean nor fat.
Johnny' had grace,
An ole cat' with whiskers on his face.
Johnny was a- working cat,
He'd come around- five o'clock flat.
Sometimes, Johnny would be a-- bad cat,
Where, I'd have to-- slap that ass.
When Johnny be good-- life was grand,
A lazy cat-- he would rarely stand.
Johnny, often left a mess,
But, I still think he's the best.