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MARDI GRAS

Mardi Gras is in full swing-- come down for the biggest party on earth!!! As carnival time means the revelers are in full-force... Good-times for those who grasp the spirit of the holiday-- bad-times for those who don't.  Every man a king, every woman a queen-- in this purple, green, and gold setting. Faces come out of the crowds-- some with smiles, some with frowns; but, remember one thing: you can never tell which way the float is rolling-- by the signs on the street. 🚦

COIN COLLECTING

Collecting coins/bars is a hobby that pays off. Gold and silver is the currency of the old, and if one day' financial-institutions collapse-- it's a good back up. Credit is a fools game, as you stuck in a endless sea of debt-- and have nothing to show for it. Better have a back-up plan, as antique-money is a sure thing! It's real, can go up in value-- and fun, too! Dealers will give top-dollar for collections, if you find yourself strap for cash-- pawn it off. 

EXTRATERRESTRIALS

The universe is made up of billions of planets, it is naive to think humans are the only ones living in it. Area 51 is said to of housed alien life, after an UFO fell out of the sky in Nevada. While the public was left out of the loop about this phenomenon, something extraordinary did happen there. Movies/documentaries show the existence of extraterrestrials on the screens-- but is it true or science-fiction? Everyone will remain skeptical until one lands on their doorstep, or encounters them personally-- face-to-face.

The Dope Stepper

CONSPIRACY THEORIES

While most of us have gone through that activist-phase of our lives-- it time to face reality. Conspiracy theories are a delusion of the truth-- a concoction of the imagination. Step into the real-world and accept fact, instead of talking out both sides of your mouth. Respect has to be earned, and that can't be done making stuff up. There's no faction or race that are corrupt-- it's just good and bad individuals. Stop with the insults, and a brighter day will appear on the horizon.

PRESIDENT'S DAY

This is a day to remember presidents, both past and present. The bedrock of American lies within the walls of the oval-office. Men who have sacrificed, to make this country what it is today. Lets honor the commander-in-chiefs, that have protected the nation from enemies-- foreign and domestic. Often times the presidency is wrapped-up in scandal, but lets put that aside-- and salute all the administrations. HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY ‼

MEIN KAMPF

The rise of the Third Reich can be explained in detail from this book. The author, Adolf Hitler paints a gripping picture of Germany during the early 20th century. He tackles the 'Jewish Question' and explains the problems with society. A great documentary, written while in prison-- as he chronologically narrates the events leading up to WWII. Check it out in your local-library, or buy a copy online. Truly a fascinating read, even if you despise the Nazi-movement.    

SPACE-POOPING

While pooping in space may seem like an easy process-- it is actually very complicated. The problem of relieving yourself inside a spacesuit-- has perplexed scientists for decades. Finally, there is a new system in place that allows astronauts to freely defecate for up to six days at a time (M-PATS). One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

ANGER

Getting angry may seem like a normal emotion-- but it's not. It is a disorder in one's personality-- getting frustrated at others or things. Blaming people for this madness-- is no fault but your own. A mental-sickness that can turn violent, if left untreated. Anger-management classes are available to those who are inflicted with this illness. Because no one wants to be around a mad-man-- life is too short for that.   

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

It's that time of year, when cupid is in the air. Couples can reboot their relationships-- with chocolate and sex. If your a single person-- well, love yourself. It's a fun day decorated with red-hearts-- a symbol of unity. A good reminder that we should show kindness to our fellow neighbors-- all year long. Holidays come and go, but the memories last forever. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 💘

FAKE NEWS

While there are no laws against posting fake-news, bloggers do have a moral-obligation to their audience. Sitting at the keyboard, thinking about what to write today-- the urge to publish bullshit, crossed my mind. But, believing honesty is the best policy-- I couldn't follow through with the prank. The reputation of the website is on the line, so we will never deceive you, the viewer-- at any point in time. 

THE UNIVERSITY OF DEBT

While college is a good program for someone starting out in the world-- it does have it's downside. When higher-education turns into a money-grab-- the only thing you learn about is debt. Curriculum alone can cost thousands of dollars, not to mention food, room/board, books, etc.. The institutions are geared to prepare you for the "real-world", but most classes teach 'junk-studies'. Get a job as soon as you graduate, to pay back the university-- gives the students a negative view of the work-force. 

KING CAKE

King Cake is a delicacy in New Orleans. Many want the goods, but few have the necessary means to achieve that end. Crescent City kitchens' fire-up the ovens during Mardi Gras-- to bring you this sweet-joy.  The carnival-cakes come in a variety of flavors: cinnamon, strawberry, cream-cheese, etc. If there is a good enough time to binge-eat them-- it's now. And, tradition has it, if you find the baby-- grab another slice.  

VEGAN SUPERBOWL

Super Bowl 51 is just a few days away, and it's time to stock-up on healthy foods-- for all those green- parties. Fruits, vegetables, cheeses, chips, and dips are the perfect alternative to meat. If your football-friends don't eat vegan-platters, then they can starve. Get creative with the dishes, so they look more appetizing-- giving them a sports theme. Tailgating is traditionally loaded with BBQ, but lets buck that trend-- and opt for fat-free grub.