The RisingSun Post

If you say so Keeping it real fresh Lots of anal-sex on that street Wives not pleasing their men Living in the wrong place Stay clear of that path Lets go see Katie Horny sailors

Good advice I drink to remember That sounds appetizing  Oh shucks Vodka is very wise Do I really have to What is alcohol Doesn't seem fair

Going to fight evil on the couch Pigs can't fly Pussy is a superpower The big "F" is appropriate Wouldn't go out in public looking like that

Did a lot of shit Check that off your list Get to the point Honesty is the best policy That is a skill

A disease in the bag Charge some porn Makes you want to eat a burger Well hung Not playing that one Don't condone killing chickens or Jews Like eating dough Grab a spoon and then the toilet

Perfect for the desk A butt sharpener  Hole in one  Genius Talking on the phone can be discreet 

These are sports that won't be in the Rio Olympics: Eukonkanto-- Men carry their wives across an obstacle-course. Chess Boxing-- Punching the opponent in the head; the first person who gets checkmate or knockout wins. Ferret Legging-- These aggressive-animals are trapped in your pants; whoever can withstand them the longest' is the winner. Toilet Bowl Racing-- Contestants race around on a toilet. Hot Dog Eating Contest-- Players see who can down the most hot-dogs.

The sign said drive-thru The Baptist are kinky  Forget something, officer Whatever works Horsepower Why order a new part Flashlights are the new headlights