The RisingSun Post

Well that's a deal-breaker Because nobody wants a dirty hobo There will be plenty of free-food Up to date with your shots Won't be picking him up At least you have a sense of humor

Women can pee standing up Lipstick done right Everybody wants a pink nipple  A very important vaginal product Like a virgin

Are you alright, buddy At least he's not driving Doesn't look good Couldn't make it up the stairs or in the door Half way there

A match made in heaven Very kinky  That marriage probably won't last Plenty of time to do it together What are we talking about here

Nice harvest Some well-hung meat Yummy  The orange-peel has an erection

Should probably close the top Living on the edge of death It's upside down, sweetie There really in love with a cardboard cut-out Just pile stuff on top of the kid

Can I get a side of bacon with that Lettuce, tomato, onion-- hold the penis Would stay away from that soup Does that come with the measles What are the cooks doing back there

A disgruntle woman What a sad poem The future is bleak