The RisingSun Post

Water Moon Alarm clock

A book of pussies-- fat ones Guess who's turd that is-- a fun game Even horny people can be creative Plenty of pages to that one A good read for kids

Will always have a shot-glass handy Got something stuck in your tooth Talk about extreme piercings Go to a job interview like that What would possess someone to do that

The hat-hair trend never caught on Don't stand under a ceiling-fan Your head is taking a dump The lizard-dew is cool  Can always be awake with this cut

That's a superpower Great advice Mrs. Edwards should be arrested Sure it's a pair of scissors Doesn't look like wrestling 

Lick the frosting out of her butt Someones in the dog-house A swingers birthday party A screw-up

Would like to see that It's what vampires do-- suck Don't want to see that  A definitely maybe

پیگیری ایران از سلاح هسته ای است جهان توسط طوفان گرفته شده؛ دیگر از این کار تهدید -warfare معمولی نگه داشتن ملت از حمله. بدون اتمی موشک "در اختیار خود، اسلامی-جمهوری، در معرض ابتلا به حمله است. این مسلمان منطقه یک عامل بازدارنده، زمین، که هدف صلح آمیز است، اما بهم زدن، them-- و آنها را ترور از بند باز کردن! Iran's pursuit of nuclear-weapons has taken the world by storm; no longer does the threat of conventional -warfare' keep nations from invading. Without atomic-missiles' at their disposal, the Islamic-Republic' is prone to attack. This Muslim-region' is a deterrent-land, who's aims are peaceful, but 'poke' them-- and they will unleash terror!  

There's a movement in Bangkok, Thailand to carry around life-size dolls of children-- everywhere (stores, work, home, etc.). Because of the fertility problems in this country, parents are opting for a substitute of the real thing. This makes the whole family-structure a bit more easier to conduct, because now you can have your cake-- and eat it by yourself.

That would be a neat trick Must have a tough butthold Well that's a relief  BUSTED

Love is gross Nothing says I love u, like a cat's butt Is that a human-heart Epic fail