The RisingSun Post

This three-wheeler car didn't make it to production  The hatch-back tank looks like something out of Nazi-Germany There was just one too many tires on this vehicle A contraption that never made it off the drawing board

Many woman have odor-problems, down in their private-areas. Here are a few products, that will help keep the vagina smelling like a bundle of roses.  These vaginal wipes are vanilla scented and handy, so they can be used on-the-go.  SWEET SPOT A shower-wash for the vagina  SUMMERS EVE This probiotic feminine supplement can be taken orally, to combat nasty yeast infections  PRO-B

Wonder if it taste like pussy Don't want to drink anything from an urinal It's a popular soup for hookers Kind of looks like little turds Pee in a bottle

Three Jews were sitting in a Concentration Camp, talking and bragging about how rich they were. The first Jew says, "I was so rich, I had two ovens". The second Jew says, "I was so rich, I had three showers". The third Jew gets up and says, "Latter guys, I'm off to the showers, and then the oven".

Somebody's getting fired Thank god that isn't liquid-bacon How hard is it to spell "STOP" If it is a southern-winter, flip-flops are o.k. So confused, do I enter or not

That is just sad Her breasts are the size of exercise-balls Would sue the plastic-surgeon  Went from bad to worse

The McLobster never caught on, and for good reason-- YUKE! Bacon and potato inside a sweet crust-- NO THANKS! Does chicken and onion go together-- PASS! Fast-food pizza never caught on-- FAILED! Naming some slop after a country where people are starving-- INSULT!  Here comes the McHotDog-- GROSS!

There is no need for violence at a rally. Let the presidential-candidates say their piece, and be done with it. All this hostility is not necessary-- because aren't we all Americans? Stay calm and carry on; express your dislike peacefully. God bless. 

Don't take a selfie, right after taking a dump If you're going to prop up a muscle, make sure there isn't a mirror behind you You missed sizing up the sun, by a few miles Selfies should not be taken, during oral-surgery

AQUARIUS Go to school to be taught a skill. Knowledge is something that you are lacking. Create a study group and learn from others. ARIES Do something adventurous or daring today. Test the limits of the body, to determine your breaking point. Being aggressive is frowned apon, a gentle manner will get you farther in this world. CAPRICORN Focus on your job. Work is what defines you, and can teach you hard lessons in life. GEMINI Dig deep in the soul and create a message for the world to enjoy. Maybe a quote, a poem, a story, etc. Be creative in your writings. LEO Show up to an outdoor event, that has to do with physical activity. Enjoy the sun and natural surroundings. LIBRA Go to a place of merryment and practice bringing justice to the surroundings. If it becomes a hostile area-- show calmness.  PISCES Do something on the water. Maybe swim or boat on a pond, lake, or beach. SAGITTARIUS Focus on spiritual enlightenment. You have a short temper, and