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CLEANLINESS

For all you slobs out there, listen-up, this is for you: respect the  place and the place will respect you.  No one wants a sloppy-pig around! Tidy-up after yourself, don't leave trash around, and shit in the bowl!

A BLACK-N-WHITE CITY

A city in the depths of swampland-- who knew 300 years later, it would flourish into a grand-masterpiece. The grass-roots of the local-scene, are made up black-n-white folk.  But, let's not focus on the negative.   There is a infrastructure in decay, because it sits on top of water!  New Orleans is a place to call home-- might as well make the most out of it!!!

ALBERTO

Alberto is moving into the Gulf----- where he lands, nobody noes. There is a wide track from New Orleans to Mobile-- but, it's all up to the storm-Gods, at this point . Like throwing gasoline on a fire-- when the cyclone starts to form, the system will bring heavy-rains and winds! Being in a city below sea-level-- let's all pray that the penny floats!?

DRIVER APP

Take the long way home-- however, with this driver-app, shorter is better. In this intersecting-artery of roads-- it's good to know where you're going. Because being lost is a frightful-experience-- no one wants to be stranded. Activating this road-side assistance, gives the user a direct course to the destination. No more guessing where you need to be-- the GPS will bring you there!   

KIDNEY STONE

Don't know much about Biology-- however, kidney-stones hurt like a bitch! At some point in your adult-life, passing a stone-- may be in the horizon. The pain is unbearable-- it feels like you've been shot! It requires an emergency visit to the hospital-- where doctors and nurses administer protocol. Medication is prescribed, and then it's a waiting-game-- to pass the rock. 

SMART BULB

Ladies and gentlemen, guys and girls-- the smart-bulb is here, and it is here to stay. Now, don't wet your panties-- over the awesomeness of this revolutionary-technology. As it works any smart-phone or Alexa-- over a WiFi connection. The APP allows the user to control lighting wherever there's a fitting-socket. Color-schemes and timers can be program at a touch of a button or voice-command.   

WORKING

If life throws you a bone-- take it. Not only does being productive require good work-habits-- but, the ability to 'filter' out the crap, as well. Family is a good thing, and but at some point you have to 'spread your wings and fly'! Because, it's better to a working-stiff, than living in a fools-paradise. 

WAITR

No one is starving in America, thanks to food-delivery services like: Waitr. Ordering grub has never been so easy. Don't feel like dining-out, no worries, pick a restaurant from the Waitr-app-- then scroll threw the digital-menu; click a meal-- and the order will be driven to your location. It's meals-on-wheels with a twist! 

SNAPSHOT

A wonderful  new  technology-- to help safe-drivers save money! The tracking-device plugs into the cars onboard data-port-- and records the number of trips, driving-time, hard-breaking, etc.. The 6-month 'trial' determines if the insurance-rate increases or decreases. The old-adage: DRIVE DEFENSIVELY, applies to this mode-of-transportation-- the automobile; because it pays to be passive-aggressive, in a car ⇄

ABOVE AND BEYOND

Of course, there is no saying like the one in the present. The meaning of this idiom is simple: work-ethic. Making excuses in life will bring you further from the truth. He who doesn't want to be feed the facts-- is crazy! The running-mouth handicaps the mind-- thus, makes for a sluggish-performance. The overall point being-- a higher-conscience level over all things. 

SOLITARY MAN

A solitary-man can mean many things-- but, mainly a person who can live independent of others. It doesn't necessary identify as a good-quality to have in social-settings. However, it can be positive for someone that lives according to God's works. It's all in how one channels the energy of life-- being alone can be beneficial!