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HAPPY NEW YEAR

Another year has flown bye-- was it worth it? It seems like only yesterday that we were ringing in 2017. Nevertheless, who cares about the top news-stories-- it's all recycled-dribble, anyway. Lets focus on the positive-- were your resolutions fulfilled? Making the most of the moment-- and not letting the opposition ruin it. Time is an optical-illusion, people try and push you around-- in the name of hierarchy. The clock keeps ticking away-- are you living the life you imagined for yourself; or, are you just another slave to the status-quo? The future is what you make of it-- and it all starts today!   

KEEP CALM AND POOP ON

There's a lot to be said about poop-- the devil is in the details. But, you shouldn't have to rush a bowel-movement, or  hold it in. R elax, release, and repeat--  it's all part of a universal plan for us. So, weather it's behind closed-doors, or out in the open-- keep calm, and poop on!

NAZI STAMPS

Nazi stamps are highly collectible. Parcel was a big-industry in Germany during the height of the third-Reich. Delivering weapons to the axis-powers-- was instrumental in conquering nations. Different denominations above the swastika showed the weight of shipment. It was a very advance mailing-system; as SS storm-troopers would confiscate items from the Jews being shipped to the concentration-camps-- and mail them back to their own family-members. It was like Christmas everyday in Nazi-Germany!!!     

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Even if you've been naughty this Christmas-season-- it's a time to forgive and forget. The joy of the holidays is contagious-- so pass on happiness to others. Giving is what this occasion is about-- so wrap a present for love-ones. Those that oppose merriment, try and commercialize it. Alas, remember to rip-off those price-tags-- because that just cheapens the gift. Spending time with family and friends is good-- but if your all alone Christmas-day, enjoy it! Jesus was a loner, too-- and he is the son of God. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!! 

CORPORATE SHUTDOWN

The fat-cats have frauded the American-people. The economy is but a lie-- having you believe currency is the driving-engine behind progress. On the contrary, money is the root of all evil-- and it's time to take a stand. Democrats in Washington, D.C. need to band together and strip the corporations of their greedy-ambitions. Liquidate the bank-accounts and seize the houses. For crimes against humanity, the richest 1% should be forced into hard-labor. 

SOCIALISM

A better system for the people is achievable-- it's called socialism. Under this plan goods would be divided equally-- money abolished. The economy wouldn't exist-- no rich or poor, just one class of individuals. Everyone will work, but won't be employed-- because payroll would come to an end. No bosses, managers, shareholders, etc.-- it will be every man and women for themselves. Universal healthcare and education for  everyone-- the billing-system would stop. Society would change for the better, no more loud-mouths, backstabbers-- just the task at hand. 

NET NEUTRALITY

The Internet is under attack, once again. Laws protecting the web from being free and open-- are dwindling away. Corporate-juggernauts want to turn cyber-space into a money-pit. We deserve better than this-- as our virtual-liberties are at risk. If net-neutrality is repealed, surfing for your favorite websites-- will come to an end. Search-engines will be limited to what big-business wants you to see. This is an insult to our freedoms, and shame on the U.S. government for even considering overturning these protections.  

AMAZON ECHO

Is there an echo in here-- no, that's just the new virtual-assistance by Amazon. Giving orders is never easier-- with an A.I. at the receiving end. Alexa voice-remote can totally transform your home into a smart one. Turn the lights on and off with voice-commands, or order a pizza. Have the robot do all sorts of things: play music, read the news, call a babysitter, give advice, etc...   

SILVER AMERICAN EAGLE

Can't make heads or tails of it-- as this 1oz. silver dollar is simply breathtaking. The walking-liberty emblem on the front of the coin, followed by the American-eagle on the back. Enough said, stunning to say the least-- it will make the perfect-gift this holiday-season. The round-design encapsulates sharp-details of the two figures. Even if your not a collector of currency-- this proof-tender will amaze friends and family alike. Order one today, or two-- and hand them out as presents. Enjoy.  

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS

Christmas is under attack-- blame the Jews! The birth of Jesus is celebrated once a year on December 25th. And there is an underground movement by the Zionist to rid the world of this holiday. No more Santa-Claus, reindeer's, snowman's, and elves. The enemy would rather see these festive-figures die a fast-death. We as Christians cannot allow this to happen-- light-up the trees, hang the stockings, wrap the presents, and say "Merry Christmas".  

DIPPING

Chewing tobacco is the alternative to smoking it. Tired of constantly hacking up mucus-- then you might want to switch to dip. The buzz is the same as cigarettes-- except you are spitting instead of blowing smoke. Simple put a little-bit under the lip, and the chew will start to dissolve in the mouth; a burning-sensation occurs at first-- but hang in there. It can be done anywhere, there are laws against dipping in public-- and women think it's sexy, too! 

BLANK CANVAS

Posting these articles comes naturally-- inspiration to write is second-nature. But, this morning I was staring at an empty-screen, trying to figure-out what to compose. Usually, it's the combination of life-lessons and world-events that contributes to publishing. The composition-box is like a blank-canvas-- stroking the keyboard in an attempt to create a visual-picture for the viewer. Some days it's easier than others-- to ones chagrin. I never excelled in school at writing or painting-- it was all self-taught. Teachers failed me in English-- so this my way to stick the middle-finger right back at them! 

THE ART OF GIFT WRAPPING

Sometimes it's not about what you give-- but, how you give it. Wrapping a present correctly takes patience and the right materials. For instance, a fragile-thing should be placed in a gift-bag cushioned with matching colored tissue-paper. However, if the item is already boxed, then use wrapping-paper-- making sure the corners are taped evenly. Add bows and ribbons for flare, and stick the name-card to the top. There is no one way to do it-- just be creative!