Americans eat the equivalent off 100 acres of pizza each day, or about 350 slices each second. A native American legend says to make a wish come true, you must catch a butterfly, whisper your wish to it, and then set it free. Your winged messenger will then carry your wish to the Great Spirit who will grant it. The penny accounts for two thirds of all coins minted in the United States. Since it's inception, the U.S. Mint has produced so many pennies, that when lined up edge to edge, they would circle the earth 137 times. Although it cannot be seen by the naked eye, the American flag is still on the moon. In fact it's the only official American flag that is not taken down at night.
A Catholic, a Mormon, and a Jewish woman had sex with their husbands. The Catholic wife had sex in the kitchen, then cooked dinner. The Mormon wife had sex in the bedroom, then cleaned it. The Jewish wife had sex in the office, then swiped his credit-card.
A man wants to transport a fox, a chicken and some corn across a river. He has a rowboat, but it can only carry the man and one other item. If the fox and the chicken are alone together, the fox will eat the chicken. If the chicken and the corn are alone together, the chicken will eat the corn. How does the man do it? ANSWER: He takes the chicken and then comes back. He takes the fox and brings the chicken back. He then takes the corn and comes back. Finally he takes the chicken again.
A bruise becomes a black-eye on this man's leg. Would having sex with this woman be illegal? There's something sexy about that armpit. The smartest tattoo of all time!
Now you can call mom to bail you out of jail Post that mugshot on Facebook under stupid Should of grabbed the cat and threw it at the police Take a shower while you are at it
Here is an exclusive look at Sports Illustrated's 2016 swimsuit supermodels. These are some of the most beautiful women in the world-- that are captured for your enjoyment. Enjoy.
That seems about right-- because what else is there ? Cupid being arrested for shooting an arrow in someone's back. Love is like a drug-- give chocolates and crack ! Modern day love involves the latest technology.
This couple took their weeding photos-- in the destroyed town of Homs, Syria. Such a pristine ceremony in the backdrop of destruction; a sign of progress? In a region where matrimony is seen as a hypocritical enemy, and family a nuisance-- there is still love in the blight of war (good for them).
A man was sitting alone at the Superbowl. He was approached by a woman and asked, "why do you have an empty seat next to you"? He replied, "my wife just died". The woman responds, "i'm sorry to hear that, but don't you have any relatives that could come with you to the game"? He says, "no, there all at the funeral".
The first issue of The Risingsun Post newsletter, has been a joy to create. What a great country-- to allow freedom of speech! Want to thank the print studio for bringing this publication to life; furthermore, the viewers for making this site what it is. God Bless and Happy Mardi Gras !
That kid is going to have a life of drinking and smoking...FAIL Your baby is not an animated object...FAIL Child being crushed while strapped to a backpack...FAIL That looks fun but dangerous...FAIL
Carnival is a fantastic time of year, Plenty to do, lots of beer. Throw me something mister, cries the crowd, Speak up, get loud. Beads, trinkets, and cups-- oh my, Light up a joint-- lets get high. Parades fill the streets, Line up the food-- big eats. Wonderful moments-- fills the mind, Pull down your pants-- show me your behind.
The Bacchus Book of horrors is said to be the work of the devil. Satan with his broken whings and shiny horns. '84 was a very good year for carnival...like a great wave that came crashing down. '78 is the year of the superstars^