The RisingSun Post

             Voting for the wrong candidate is like entering a bad married. Except your stuck with the same person for 4 years.

It is Carnival time and the masses head out to the streets of New Orleans and neighboring parishes. Families with kids running about, cheers could be heard, as revelers chant "throw me something" at the floats cruising by. Roaming about threw the fury of crowds, block by block, an abstract view of bodies littered the landscaped. Stands of people and ladders stood, as trinkets flew across the atmosphere. Standing still at an intersection watching the festivities roll by, groups of spectators filled their bags with goodies. The parade had symbolic kings and queens, wearing lavish costumes, and everything in between. Knights on horseback throttled up and down the filthy pavement, while loud bands filled the air with merriment. I moved from my current spot, searching for the unknown-- wanting more out of the experience! Trolling through the boulevards, I came upon a thinning of the crowds, near the end of the route. The sea of humanity was never-ending.  Anxiety soon crept up...

Automobiles commute as one, Turn the ignition, press the pedal-- your done. What a grand masterpiece of cars, Navigation turned on-- to go far. The landscape goes by in a flash, A party on wheels, mechanical bash. Drive alone or with a crew, You own the road-- through and through.

A schizophrenic was asked, "how are you doing today". The response was, "good", then there was a pause, "not so good".

A veteran walks up to a civilian, asking for sex. She responds, "who do you think I am". He says, "a woman".

New Orleans Saints vs. Tennessee Titans @ 12:00 p.m. (CBS)                          

#2LSU vs. #4ALABAMA @ 7:00p.m. (CBS)

                                        Love is like a drug                                         Yearn to get a hug                                         You complete my being                                         As far as I am seeing                                         Beauty surrounds her aura                                         Keeping me wanting more     ...

The alarm clock sounds at 7:00 a.m., as it routinely does every morning before work. I was a NOPD detective, and my wife sleeping next to me, was a nurse at the new downtown VA hospital. We both had similar job schedules, so we awoke at the same time. "What do you want for breakfast, hun" she asks in a sleepy tone. My wife was beautiful, with long blond shaggy hair, she would tie up in a bun before putting on a purple docker uniform. We rarely spoke in the morning, as we were always rushing to get to the job site. I head out the door to the police station located in city park, which was a five minute drive from our home in Lakeview. The station was located on an acre of land tucked away in the shady park. The station was fully equipped with the latest technology, and had horse stables. "How's it going, Jim", was the routine greeting, as I entered the main building on this overcast day. "Better than I deserve" was my typical response. I would spe...

The therapist asked the patient how he was feeling today. The man responds, "WHO DAT".

The New Orleans Saints are a football team on the rise. Having won three straight games in a row-- the sky is the limit; winning is their new motto. WHO DAT.