The RisingSun Post

                   Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold, he changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.                       In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow thought it was the end but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe; he started to sing. Just then, a large tom-cat came by and heard the chirping. Investigating the sounds, Old Tom cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him !        This story contains three morals: 1)  Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2)  Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your ...

Zombie impersonation originated from the holocaust' during WWII, where certain segments of the population were thought to be infecting the living.

The perfect balance between the spiritual-world and the real-one' has been the focal-point of religion, philosophy, and physics, for thousands of years now.  Knowledge of these fields is sinful; one has to live out their existence' through god's gifts- in order to enter the kingdom of heaven.

  This mandate would give the Army Corps of Engineers' complete control- over all functions related to flood-protection.  The Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority < would be deemed: an illegal-operation (committee, police, etc.).

With steady growth in production and job-creation < the U.S. government is stronger than ever.

When the one's keeping the peace' become part of the criminal-element < it's vital to national-security-- to report those individuals' to government-unions.

  P eak tide of  1.3 feet  (11:00 p.m.central) X  sustained winds of 70 miles per hour (center of storm)    =     1.18 foot tidal-surge  along the gulf-coast

This famous magic-trick shows the evolution of: good and evil. Where the just' is set free, and the unjust' is  then  incarcerated.