The RisingSun Post

  New physical-requirements < to become a police-officer- in southeast-Louisiana:   Bend over and touch your toes - without falling over   Do at least five : push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups-- in one setting Be able to swim one full-lap, without drowning

They say journalism' is a dead art-form, because people' don't want to have to keep refreshing  the page...

The Lakeview Street-Pumping project' would be a continuation- of the post-Katrina efforts < to restore the communities' blighted-infrastructure (roads, drains, lights, etc.) . The low-line area's three major roadways (east to west): Harrison Ave., Filmore Ave., and Robert E. Lee Blvd.- would be embedded with mechanical -pipes/pumps < that would run directly into the: 17th Street Canal and New Basin Canal {City Park); as  neighboring-blocks (drainage-lines) < would then be connected- to one of the three' sub-stations (pumps 1-6).

WHERE: HARRAH'S CASINO (downtown New Orleans) WHEN: SUNDAY, MARCH 31 @ 10:00 p.m. (live broadcast) HOW IT WORKS: The Louisiana governor will shoot a pair of dice' on a craps table [7, 11] hits < The state income-tax' is eliminated, sale-tax increases to 5.88% [2,3,12] hits < The state income-tax' doubles,  sale-tax' is eliminated [4,5,6,8,9,10] hits < The state income-tax, and sale-tax' stay the same

The 'motherland' many associate as 'home' < is nothing more than a: 'squatters-paradise'.  Neighborhood-banks' allow credit-extensions to tenants- who don't work/commute. Local police districts' need to pass ordinances < forcing obese-residences' into labor-camps.

NASA is preparing man-flights to Mars in 2015 This prototype of a 'dome-city' would be home to the planets first inhabitants. Creating earth-like ecosystems- inside 'the bubble' would be the task at hand.

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                                            www.himssconference.org Understanding Obesity Obesity is a severe and puzzling disorder of the brain. It dramatically alters the way a person thinks, acts, and feels. It can disrupt each life it touches. And it can cause great emotional pain. If a loved one is obese, don't lose hope. Right now, there is no cure. But treatment may help ease symptoms. Also, many support services exist for people with obesity. What Are the Symptoms ? The symptoms of obesity can vary greatly. People with the disorder may see or hear things that aren't there. Or, they may firmly believe something that isn't true. Most times,  they are loud, obnoxious, and over-social. They often make direct eye contact, and approach others like it's an interrogation- as if someone is trying to steal their identity.  Who Does It Affect ? Obesi...

Jefferson Parish Police Officers* have been caught banking in their cruisers < immediately after traffic-stops and arrests. An audit needs to be conducted by the parish-president- on all JP-Officers** receiving public-funds.